Saturday, August 3, 2013

What is today's dinner menu?









Husband: (with folded hands) Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?  

Wife: Jo aap kaho 

 



Husband: Pulao bana lo 

 

Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the


Husband: To sabji roti bana lo 

 

Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge


Husband: To chhole puri bana lo 

 

Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai 



Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo 

 

Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai 



Husband: Paraanthe? 

 

Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??? 



Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho jaayega 

 

Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye 



Husband: Kadhi chawal? 

 

Wife: Dahi nahi hai 



Husband: Idly sambar? 

 

Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!



Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega 

 

Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta 



Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi? 

 


Wife: Wo jo aap kaho 

 

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